
Together with their families
Branden & Kelly
(and Cheddar & Nala)
The Wedding · Fall 2027
Meet the concierges
Cheddar & Nala
Our two very good dogs are also our AI wedding assistants. They work for treats, have no HR department, and have already been written up twice for sniffing the caterer. Thoroughly.

Head of Logistics & Inappropriate Sniffing
Cheddar
Ruby Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
“I’ve toured six venues and peed on four of them. Kelly says that doesn’t count as putting down a deposit. Agree to disagree.”

Director of Guest Relations & Crotch Inspections
Nala
Blenheim Cocker Spaniel
“I greet every guest personally: nose first, no warning. Plus-ones are welcome. Exes get a full butt-scoot across their good shoes.”

Save the date
Fall 2027
Date, venue and details to follow.




















